February 2012
13 posts
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This is so funny xDD
#24
First world problems:
Sometimes if i sleep in awkward positions (i can’t imagine how this happens), my eyelashes get folded into weird angles and they poke me in the eye all day.
Lessons from Taiwan // abridged version:
1. Although the drivers are crazy, no one can say that they are not skilled. How many people do you know can back into a parking space or parallel park at 10 miles an hour and not hit anything.
2a. Fashion. Okay. Not all of its bad. American guys, i think you could learn a little bit from the guys here. You don’t have to go all metro, but a little hair product and one (keyword ONE) piece of...
January 2012
19 posts
“I dyed my hair. It looks kind of like Rihanna meets Paramore girl meets Little...”
Though i do not like being on planes, i think that some things look so much better looking out of them. Taiwan sunrise right before we landed:
I was going to upload a couple more pictures, but the internet is taking waaaaaaaaaaaaay too long, so more to come after i return to the states. :) It’s fun over here, best weather- not too hot or too cold,though the natives beg to differ and wear...
Taiwan
This time tomorrow i will be in Taiwan. :) It’s been 5 years since i’ve been back, too long for my taste. And i am so excited! Things that will happen: 1. Get told that i am large and in charge. 2. Get told that i have grown too tall. 3. Get told that i am too tan. 4. Eat everything in sight. 5. Be cajoled into doing something with my hair. 6. Hopefully get to take lots of pictures...
My mom sent me an email saying that my cusine from taiwan wanted me to buy something for him. I got so confused, because i read cusine as cuisine and not cousin, since she spelled it that way, and thought that she meant that she wanted me to pick what food to eat in taiwan.
(fob) moms. gotta love them.
I feel like i shouldn’t let it affect me, but that apple store employee made me so angry. Benefit of the doubt, he was/is probably having a bad day, but there is never an excuse to be cheeky or snarky to a customer and make rude exasperated noises about another customer . Your actions will catch up to you, Josh of the Apple store.
rant rant rant. breathe.
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Quick abridged cover. Potential video. How old is...
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this is so cute. geeky. but cute.
“No, in all these things we are more than conquerors through him who loved us....”
– Romans 8:37-39
When my faith in human intelligence dwindles...
me: How much is this jacket?
cashier 1: I think that was on the 70% rack. Right?
cashier 2: Yeah.
cashier 1: So.. 70% off... *punches some buttons into the cashier register
cashier 2: sometimes that doesn't work, the register is weird. Do that with a calculator.
cashier 1: Oh, ok.. so.. how do i do that?
cashier 2: I think you multiply the price by 30% and then subtract that from the original price..or.. wait.
cashier 1: So, i can just do 70% times.. or.. 0.07 times..
Both cashiers stare at the calculator.
me: So, it's $35...
cashier 1&2: Sure.
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I'm worried.
December 2011
31 posts
2 tags
hello.
83 days.
Listen
On my birthday
Me: Hi mom. It's my birthday!
Mom: Oh! Happy birthday!! 22!!
Me: Yeah. I'm old.
Mom: Noo. Husband and family by 25! Ok?
Me: ....
Uh. Parents.
“Read the Bible. It will scare the hell out of you.”
– CLEVER