• me:

    How much is this jacket?

  • cashier 1:

    I think that was on the 70% rack. Right?

  • cashier 2:

    Yeah.

  • cashier 1:

    So.. 70% off... *punches some buttons into the cashier register

  • cashier 2:

    sometimes that doesn't work, the register is weird. Do that with a calculator.

  • cashier 1:

    Oh, ok.. so.. how do i do that?

  • cashier 2:

    I think you multiply the price by 30% and then subtract that from the original price..or.. wait.

  • cashier 1:

    So, i can just do 70% times.. or.. 0.07 times..

  • Both cashiers stare at the calculator.

  • me:

    So, it's $35...

  • cashier 1&2:

    Sure.

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  • I'm worried.